Psychopathic Magnet Claims Another
I was just masterbated at. Thats right, masterbated at.I was on the bus on the way home from campus heading up 17th in downtown when the bus made a routine stop (they do that). I look out the window and there is a guy standing there he gives me the what's up/how you doin' head bob then reaches into his pants pulls out his penis and starts masterbating. while still watching me. At this point i look away in shock, and lets not lie disgust. In my mind i am thinking "did that really just happen?" As the bus starts to move i look back still not entirely sure of what was going on and see that yes, the man is infact masterbating. In fact he is now trying to run down the street along side the bus while masterbating and with his free hand waving at me. Thus proving once and for all that the crazies love me and that this blog is appropriatly named.
added later:
about half an hour after sending becca a text message saying "I was just masterbated at by a guy at a bus stop! and then he waved!! ahh!!!" I received the following response: "On second thought, wouldn't most people masterbate with the same hand they wave with? he sounds ambidextrous." you know, i hadn't thought about that, but i suppose she is right.
posted by lulu @ 7:51 PM
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